Posts Tagged ‘sexual’
That’s what we should consider calling a “private” guard working for the US Embassy in Afghanistan.
They are private, because they are not ashamed to show their private parts.
They are ferocious and fearless, because they’re not afraid to shock the Taliban into retreat by showing up in the line of fire armor-free.
It’s always with a great sense of fiction that I read such stories on the news. That can’t be real…???
We are daily bombarded with news and opinions about the lack of progress in Afghanistan 8 years after the US, with the help of NATO, kicked the Taliban out of the country.
Hundreds of European and American soldiers get killed there, the Taliban are coming back from Pakistan to reclaim territory and sabotage all progress achieved so far and things are just not working well or as well as we would like them to.
As I follow the news in that part of the world I am always left wondering. Why? Why can’t we succeed there? We are throwing military and economic resources in that country, yet we seem to be the ones into retreat 8 years after we supposedly Talibanned the place.
Something just doesn’t feel right.
Then I read this news and that something which didn’t feel right becomes clear.
“Allegations surfaced last week that contractor ArmorGroup North America allowed mistreatment, sexual activity and intimidation within the ranks of private guards hired to protect the embassy in Kabul. The company and U.S. officials are investigating.”
“We’ve immediately taken several actions,” said Ambassador Karl Eikenberry. “First of all, 13 of the employees of ArmorGroup have been terminated from their contracts. That’s a combination of some management and any of the individuals that were involved in this very disgusting behavior that occurred.”
Two things amaze me in this story. The fact that “management” is involved is the first. The second is the use of the word “disgusting” to describe how WE feel about it.
If it is “disgusting” to us in the West who are supposed to be a little more tolerant of parties, booze, boobs and gays, how are the locals supposed to feel about it?
The irony is that this has nothing to do with the Koran or Islam and the locals’ morals, their tolerance or lack of it to things Western. This is us calling ourselves disgusted and us firing the people who we hire to guard us from the people we feel disgust for their hate of us and who we force to change with overwhelmingly superior force which also doesn’t seem to bring the results we want.
First it was Abu Ghraib in Iraq. A few years later, Obama wants Guantanamo closed as well. One would expect that “management” of the private guards in the US embassy in Kabul would know by now that this is not the kind of behavior to permit under any circumstances whatsoever anywhere in the world, least of all in fucking Afghanistan.
Unless they really believe that place has been totally fucked up and the hopes for a better outcome there are a pie in the sky, it just doesn’t make sense that these incidents still keep happening with the “disgusting” patterned frequency they are happening.
It is one thing when one private soldier does something indecent and a different thing altogether when 13 people, including management are fired for “disgusting” behavior in Afghanistan.
This is a US embassy spokesman referring to the incident NOT using diplomatic language. The most diplomatic of all institutions representing the US government is using emotional language to describe the way WE feel about the way the people we hire to do things we don’t want them to do.
This is very unusual and sick. We seem to be at a loss as these incidents are popping up like dots in a pattern we can’t seem to be able to put an end to or at least bring under control.
Sure. We fired all 13 of them. But that’s only after the news came out and was impossible to cover up. For all we know, orgies are addictive and whoever claims they only took part once or they had to take their shirts off because it was too hot dancing so close to the fire, it’s like claiming they smoked the poppy but never inhaled it. Yeah, right!
How on naked earth do we expect that just by firing the privates we can still win the locals’ hearts and minds and TaliBan this Fucking Poppyland?
Oh yes, silly me. Of course I should have noticed the naked truth staring at me through the fire like a Talibani imbecile.
The privates’ faces in the photo are covered in black ink so they are not exposed.
YES! That’s something the Taliban and the locals can appreciate.
Cover Up!
If we can start by covering up the faces, at some point, we will learn to cover up the rest of the body and private parts.
That’s the kind of logic we can expect all local Afghanistanis to appreciate.
These guys should really like us. They are so wrong hating us and not welcoming us there with OpenArms, ArmsUp, UnArmed, UnArmored and Totally EnAmored!
In my private parts, I know that’s the case. But I’ll keep it private for now, for my private pirate code of ethics doesn’t allow me to expose all my private thoughts in public.
But I don’t mind if You want to!
Yours EnAmored,
JackSparrow
The President’s Health
Posted on: October 2, 2009
Sarkozy had promised the French people that, unlike Francois Miteran and Jacques Chirac, he won’t keep his health a state secret. Details of his medical exams and checkups would be made public. When he fainted while jogging and ushered to hospital, Sarkozy kept his word and announced the details of his heart malfunction. That was the honest thing to do. Perhaps too honest. Here’s what I’m thinking. Would Sarkozy exhibit the same amount of honesty if his heart failed him during sex with Carla Bruni? Even if he wanted to be totally honest about it, would the French people want to know that their President’s heart failed during sex? Here’s why I am not so convinced that the full details of the incident would come out.
Take a look at the photo. You see 4 leaders. The American is business as usual. He looks in the distance and doesn’t get distracted. The Canadian is fixing his tie, he looks naive. The Italian and the French, however, are both intensely sizing up the woman’s curves!!
Some things are too cultural to change. If Sarkozy’s heart failed him during sex with Carla, we would know about the heart failure but I doubt we would know about the actual circumstances that caused it.
While all the medical details would be made public, we would still be told it all happened while the couple was jogging in the streets of Paris together…
Think about it. It involves effort, concentration, sometimes pain if not done right and above all you got to sweat a lot before you reach orgasm, not to mention that after all that hard work some people still won’t experience it. Technically, it should be categorized as a masochistic activity. What’s more, it’s all hard-wired into our DNA. But we never think of it this way, what pleasurable hedonistic fools we all are… :D:D:D
A hypothesis on male libido
Posted on: September 2, 2009
This is just an observation from personal experience, men who sleep lying face down exhibit an insatiable long-lasting sexual urge. This is good if it’s all released to the girlfriend, bad if it’s released outside the relationship. Of course this is just an observation and an unusual hypothesis for psychology and sex therapy majors to test. I’m wondering that if it’s true though how would a girl practically convince or make her guy to change his sleeping positions depending on the needs of the relationship over time! 🙂
Question on Sexual Attraction
Posted on: August 21, 2009
I read a woman’s brain is able to decode the state of a man’s immune system and if it’s complementary to, or stronger than her own immune system, she will find the man attractive. Women use their nose to detect the pheromones and musk-like odours associated with men and these are scents that cannot be detected consciously. Does that mean that if a woman has given birth already she can also get attracted to men with weaker or non-complementary immune systems? That’s important to know because if that’s true it means that a man’s chances to get laid are higher with women who have already given birth!
Strippers and hookers in prison
Posted on: July 20, 2009
Don’t you think we should seriously consider allowing strippers and hookers to visit prisons and physically engage with inmates in private sex rooms or cells designed for this purpose? I think it can help them to sexually rehabilitate. Some prisoners become sexual offenders as soon as they get out of jail. Gradual sexual rehabilitation after long years of depravity could help them. What’s your view?
Isn’t sex a masochistic activity??
Posted on: July 16, 2009
Think about it. It involves effort, concentration, sometimes pain if not done right and above all you got to sweat a lot before you reach orgasm, not to mention that after all that hard work some people still won’t experience it. Technically, it should be categorized as a masochistic activity. What’s more, it’s all hard-wired into our DNA. But we never think of it this way, what pleasurable hedonistic fools we all are… :D:D:D
What if we made it mandatory that all students of international relations complete a minimum of one sexual experience with a man/woman from all 190 or so different countries that exist in our world? A 4 year degree takes 1460 days to complete which allows, on average, 7 days to enjoy a close and intimate relationship with a foreign partner.
I think people tend to be more sympathetic and open to other people’s problems if they had (good) sex with them (sex usually is good and fun to have). By adding this requirement, we enhance the quality and real-life experience of our diplomatic corps and foreign policy experts. Actually students of any discipline that adopts this requirement can become better international relations experts.
Multinational student exchange programs will become more popular and with the aid of the internet, students will be left to freely choose the foreign partner they prefer. Those who can’t find one can join group study :D:D:D
Common symptoms include headache, migraine, flaky brain, kou-kou thoughts, slow-mindedness, dullness, idiocy. Please contact a specialist if you think you have contracted a TTD. It’s usually transmitted during a platonic encounter, a prolonged study of cliterature or when having a condom-free intellectual intercouse with a person of the same or opposite sex. Intense sexual fantasies are a major cause of TTD. Sexy men and women are most vulnerable to it. For their sake please refrain from thinking too deep about them when at it. A certain level of frivolity and innocent playfulness should be maintained at all times! 🙂
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