Posts Tagged ‘smart’
TV that’s smart-for-me
Posted on: November 16, 2009
By monitoring my viewing habits my TV turns on and displays the channel most likely to interest me, perhaps with a few suggestions on the side of other channels to try. I rarely watch TV as I get most stuff I want online but when I decide to turn it on for a change, I’d rather be greeted with something interesting. Even better for me would be to have my TV connected with my laptop, when I’m done with it I just type what I am in a mood for to watch on the big screen and it gets it for me while I lie comfortably on my sofa…
If you’re not smart I don’t expect you will ever appreciate my concept. But if you are, I know you’ve already thought about it on your own and so I grant you free admission to the class of the best and the brightest. The IQ university only requires testing your IQ every semester to make sure it never drops. When you score higher with every new test, you graduate with Honors. The stick is IQ tests. The carrot is endless parties! No studying, no reading, no homework.
Are you wondering this is all a joke? Are you perhaps thinking why would anyone want to employ someone who partied through college? That’s because He is the elite dude. That’s because He is among the best and the brightest and His mind hasn’t been spoiled by the arbitrary confines of our rigid educational system.
And by partying all the time while in college, He feels ready and fresh to do some well-paid work for a change. The only thing He needs to prove is His higher intelligence
He was gifted with. The reason for which our current education system is against the IQU has to do with the fact that the world is inhabited (and will soon become uninhabited because of it) by people who are not smart enough to be admitted to IQU and thus want no one else to be admitted either.
If you’re still dismissing the concept in the back of your mind, then you definitely Don’t belong to the elite. I just wasted these lines trying to convince you about the merits of my concept because your lack of higher intelligence forbids you from appreciating its lofty workings.
For most of your life, you eagerly lumped the fact that you’re not a genius and so you’re harboring resentment towards those who are. But you can do us all a favor and get back to your homework and let the truly talented enjoy the gift they were given, which is….Partiesss, ooops I meant high IQ..:D:D:D
Hey, pick a better role model!
Posted on: November 11, 2009
Little Johnny’s curiosity got aroused. Why do people say politicians are dumb? Isn’t getting rich with little effort smart? Politicians make millions in salary, bonuses, lobbyist payments, bribes, exclusive contracts and money from foreign interests. And all that for doing little more than signing a paper here and there. Can you imagine how smart someone has to be in order to deceive enough people into voting for him or her, and then living off their power? Wouldn’t you do just that too, if you had the chance? Save millions in a number account in Switzerland while showing up to work only a couple of times per week, for an hour each time?
Yes I think so, but No I wouldn’t.
If I had the chance to save millions in a number account in Switzerland while showing up to work only a couple of times per week, I would be a politician. You’re right!
But if I had the chance to save billions in a number account in Switzerland while showing up to work only a couple of times per week to party mad with escorts and off with cocaine, I wouldn’t be a politician, I would be Madoff.
I think Little Johnny got his role models wrong. Politicians are ok but neither the smartest nor the richest gang, so..
..little johnny if you are to pick a role model for a rich man who’s smart and plays top league, then a politician is only an ok bet. Madoff is a better bet and someone like Madoff who never gets caught is your best bet.
Miniature smart phone
Posted on: October 17, 2009
Develop a miniature smart phone which projects its screen onto any plain surface. Users would touch the projected screen rather than the phone. Requires that we figure out how to feed touchscreen instructions on the projected screen back to the phone. I don’t know how this can be done but I do know that if it can be done, it will be a gadget revolution.
Even if a woman is naturally very pretty, she still puts on make-up to look more beautiful and attractive when she goes out. If she doesn’t overdo it with the make-up and her dress, no man will think she is arrogantly flaunting her beauty despite the fact that most people think to themselves that she is pretty even without the make-up. The truth is that all men will welcome and enjoy the extra beauty she has put on display. Why can’t that be the case with intelligence as well? I have noticed that men become very defensive when they meet someone who’s smarter than them. Why can’t the reaction to something as beautiful as a smart mind be the same as the reaction to something as beautiful as a pretty face?
Make love to her. Give her babies. If pregnancy raises a woman’s IQ that can be an ideal solution to the idiot celebrity problem. That’s because it only takes pleasure to produce the desired effect. See, it made Palin candidate for vice-president, 5 more kids and she’s back again in 4 years for real. She already had a $2 million offer from a porn director to play in his movies aka presidential prep. Paris Hilton with kids should be able to take over her family’s business and not bankrupt it. Point is, if science confirms it and you want to suggest to a dumb that she needs to do something about her IQ, the politically correct way to say it might be ‘I think you need some babies and I can help…’
Most men would have sex with beautiful female celebrities even if that wouldn’t raise their IQ. We don’t always have to help women that much ! 🙂
If large head means higher IQ…
Posted on: August 11, 2009
I better go study plastic surgery and get my specialty on head extensions. Didn’t Einstein say “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former”?? I’ll be a busy as hell plastic sergeant with a client portfolio and a patients waiting list stretching to infinity 🙂
Einstein’s brain was measured and studied and it was small. There were areas very dense thought. This says a lot. I seriously doubt that a large head or brain equals high intelligence. It is about the shape and density of certain areas of the brain.
Shape and density huh? Maybe I should reconsider plastic surgery then. perhaps someone with a head full of angles can turn out to have very sharp IQ, so turning his round head into a polygon might help. I’ll use that theory in my statement of purpose I think hehe, good food for thinking you gave me here 🙂
If there’s still too much hot air inside that polygon head you’re gonna make, stuff it with some mummy jam. it should take care of the density 🙂
Even if a woman is naturally very pretty, she still puts on make-up to look more beautiful and attractive when she goes out. If she doesn’t overdo it with the make-up and her dress, no man will think she is arrogantly flaunting her beauty despite the fact that most people think to themselves that she is pretty even without the make-up. The truth is that all men will welcome and enjoy the extra beauty she has put on display. Why can’t that be the case with intelligence as well? I have noticed that men become very defensive when they meet someone who’s smarter than them. Why can’t the reaction to something as beautiful as a smart mind be the same as the reaction to something as beautiful as a pretty face?
If I tell you that whoever started the tradition of throwing coins into fountains must not have been wishing for money and you agree with the explanation then, like most people, you are not made for business. But if you add that the guy who started the tradition did not wish for money because he owned the fountain, I’d like to hire you.
where did you read that?
Posted on: June 15, 2009
don’t you hate the sort of people who are not smart but think they are, the sort of guys who blab about ‘their’ ideas, try to impress all the time or push their opinions on to others? they are so full of hot air, aren’t they? it’s always the case. i thought of a clever way to bring them down to earth and deflate their egos. at some point they will get to ask ‘it’s a great idea don’t you think?’ to which I reply, “yeees, it’s interesting, where did you read that?”…’oh no no no this is my idea…’ 😛
Thinkaloo 